Twist my wish

Everybody does and loves it, but they die because they were on the computer too long and nobody plays it for there on out.

I wish the nest poster was alive and couldn't come back from the grave.

i m alive and kill you with my mutated wish hands which turns you int a chicken

i wish that halo 4 comes out tomorow

Nintendo, Sony, and Apple team up to destroy Microsoft and Bungie before they can sell it.

I wish that I had a million dollars.

the government take 99% of it in taxes

i wish i had a tazer

You do, but you accidentally tazer yourself with it.

I wish I had a bananaphone!

it goes sooggy and you get bananna in your ear

i wish i had a pasty right about now

You get a pastry and eat it, but it had anthrax in it and you die.

I wish I had a computer that could run Crysis. =/

you run crysis but then your computer crashes and goes neuclear

i wish i had some plutonium

You get it, but somebody puts it into your food and you die.

I wish I had a nucleur warhead!

you trip over it and the eople around you and yourself desintergrate

i wish i had a tail

Everybody makes fun of you, and you're forced to cut it off.

I wish I could spit acid.

you sit it on your legs and arms and you are now a cripple

i wish i had will writes adress

You can't spell Will Wright.

I wish that a wish would wish my wish to wish wishes of a wish would be wished.

reality imploads and you die

i wish static wasnt so sad

Well tough.

I wish the next person would die a painful death, therefore creating a warp in time and space releasing massive flying pigs with neutron laser eyes flying thorugh the galaxy that rape cookies.

you are a cookie and get raped

i wish that diamond was a fish

diamond turns into a giant prehistoric fish and eats you
I wish the village game updated tonight

mortis udates saying it wont be updated again

i wish the sun whent super nova and killed us all

we do die but get reincarnated on another planet covered in acid, horrible!
i wish i was a moderator

you boot yourself of the site

i wish i had a perfect internet conection with a firewall that could stop all viroses

the people who make the viruses make you computer a kind of holy grail and constantly bombarding it with viruses until one devises a virus that simply cut you off the internet!
I wish I had a plasma cannon

the plazma cannon overloads and kills you

i wish i had some peanuts

an elephant comes and steals your peanuts then you fall down and cry
I wish i would ressurect myself everytime i die

you reserect but as a kitten

i wish i had the orange mod

the orange mod explodes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!!!!ELEVEN

i wish i could FLY and turn ethreal