Throw something!

Zuriki wrote:Wears them in a cool way. :cool:

I stick a plasma to the next user.

Scrapes it off and runs away from it.

I throw a dagger at the next user.

I catch it in my teeth then break it with my sheer bitting force!
then i pepper spray the next user (its like throwing stuff but using a canister of stuff to throw said stuff into next posters EYES!)

I'm wearing sunglasses so I'm not affected.
I throw a power ball at the next user. What is the power level of the ball you might ask me? IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!

AAHHH I FELL FOR THE TRAP AAAAHHHHH
i throw a deadly deadly mine at myself! then i throw my gibbed bits at the next poster

I'm wearing a suit of armour.

I throw a purple donkey at the next user... (???no reason for being purple???)...

I get crushed and break my ribs but then i sell the purple donkey to the zoo for $500000
I throw change at the next poster

The change lodges in my eyes and i become blind, so I get a gun and shoot blindly at the next poster...

I get shot to death, and can't throw anything.

My body falls off a rooftop and lands on the next poster.

I catch your body and kick at a few times.

I throw a PS3 at the next user.

Catches the PS3 and has the time of his life after playing it for the next 84 years of his life.

Throws a controller because he gets annoyed, but it's wireless and flies out of the window.

I get hit in the head by a controller for a piece of shit and scream "WHAT KIND OF SICK JOKE IS THIS"
I then throw many many water balloons at everything moving, not moving and everything else inbetween them

Quickly set's up a super-mega-hyper-hydro-water-liquid shield to absorb all the water.

Then persues to throw Blue-ray discs at people.

AH! The uselessness of the Blu-Ray! The incompatibility with the modern market until late 2008/early 2010! The elevated game production costs! It burns when it touches!

Throws a BAN HAMMER at the next user!

Screams and dodges fearing being locked out of forum cloud!
I throw 5 metric tons of spam mail at the next user (paper kind).

I cough and hack, then i throw a a court order to appear on one count of illegal weapon, one count of damaged property and one count of harming a person (damaging my lungs).
I didn't see who did this so i assumed it was the next poster!

appears in court and is charged with 3 life sentences, but then gets release for good behaviour.

Throw my prison overalls at the next user

A bum runs and pick up the pants after a dodge them matrics(or is it maxis) style I chuck the bum at the next user.

I get knocked over by the bum falling unconcious he steals all my money and runs away!
I run after him, catch him take, my money back and throw him at the next poster!

i catch the bum and punch him in the face several times, i theen throw his broken teeth at the next user

I catch them and sell them to a dencher maker.
I then throw change again!

I cacth the change and put it in the mega gumball machine. I throw the mega gumball at a lightpost that falls a car thats actually bumblebee, whos mad at the next poster.

The bumble bee dies. I throw a microbe at the next poster.

(bumble bee is off transformers you idiot hesa car who kan kill people)

i tame the microbe and it evoves into a katra,
i send it to atack the next poster