Onion Saga of Beans (Endless Story)

Rules
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no cussing
no badmouthing
cannot bring forum members into the story
have fun
be as random as possible

Here is an Example

Firefly - Jim was a young boy when something very important happened in his life...

Zuriki - ...He grew a mohawk

Firefly - That was green with beans

Zuriki - Except they were asparagus instead....

Firefly - So a giant raccon came and ate his head!





I'll start off


Bob was a great man...

, he was a great man because he brought his country through great hardship!

The great hardship was the war between humans and giant killer slugs...

Soon the slug forces mobolized to the planet of mungalius when....

the humans started throwing large amounts of salt at them so they all shrivelled up and then ..

died but from their corpses sprouted strange mushrooms. Somebody ate one and became a zombie that spews spores!

The zombies soon multiplied and got in their space ship to...

fly around the galaxy and eventualy become THE FLOOD! Actualy when they got in the space ship they just killed all space faring humans seeing as they are too stupid and uncoordinated to fly a ship (its a zombie what do you expect?) then they head towards the white house and are...

out of control. The military responds by...

Fire bombing everywhere even remotely close to the zombies but as it turns out they just...

wanted a house biult out of blue bannanas, duu wats everyone zombie's favorite thing

that last part made no sense, like i barely understand what your saying...
So as the zombies burned they saw blue banana houses because they were slipping back into there own dimension as does the story teller...

esept wen sumun yun ying yang hun zemeiei to the orkd jiba ob ob bo ho ji zombee but instead they just bounced

gaint monster that looked like godzilla and shoots laseres out of its ears! at can shoot fire out of its nose and magnetize its tongue!

The monster headed towards the capital city of Pooland and...

shot it with FIRE! The horrifying smell of burning poo was too much so it ran away!

To Tokyo to destroy it because...

the people of tokyo made fun of it for being a wanna-bee godzilla! So it

and it can cut off its head and grow it back in .2 seconds!!

/\ /\ /\ /\ ?????

im just gonna carry on with OMG'S seen as firefly's never made much sense.

ran away to a cave and started crying when all of a sudden ..

A huge moth flew in and ate it...

so the moth began to hibernate until finally it

grew a spike

after growing a spike the moth headed towards the sun to...