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Post by Zuriki on Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:38 pm

Kill the previous member in a really funny way or a really grouse way. Your choice.


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1. No invinciblility
2. No suicide
3. No destroying the universe. (Its not nice!)

KILL ME NOW!
or else!
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Post by Mortis Drakul Noctem on Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:46 pm

I prepare you with anesthetics! And with a scalpel gently open up your chest, I attach some nylon strings to some really small hooks, the ends of the strings with the hooks are attached to several areas in your chest (muscle, flesh and organs) but that won't cause you to die just by attaching tiny hooks to them. The I sew you up, with the other ends of the nylon strings sticking out of your chest by a incredibly small opening. I awake you and pull the strings! Forcing your chest to rip itself open, pouring out the muscles, flesh and organs, if you manage to hold long enough, you may actually puke blood. And there I killed you..next!

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Re: KILLING SPREE

Post by Zuriki on Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:10 pm

I whack you with a chicken!
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Post by dspa01 on Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:30 pm

Zuriki wrote:I whack you with a chicken!
I break into your house knock everybody out for exactly 24 hours. I get a few sheets of metal, a camera, a jackhammer, a shovel, some grease, a large pot, flesh-burning acid, and a few hologram projects. I find a stairway and make it into a slide, grease it up, and use a few of the hologram projectors to make it look like the stairway you knew. I then use a jackhammer and a shovel to cut out a hole at the bottom of the staircase. I place a few hologram projecters to make it look normal. I then drop the pot in and empty the acid into it. I set up a camera nearby so I can see all of your family slide to your death!
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Post by Vertman on Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:04 pm

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Zuriki wrote:I whack you with a chicken!
I break into your house knock everybody out for exactly 24 hours. I get a few sheets of metal, a camera, a jackhammer, a shovel, some grease, a large pot, flesh-burning acid, and a few hologram projects. I find a stairway and make it into a slide, grease it up, and use a few of the hologram projectors to make it look like the stairway you knew. I then use a jackhammer and a shovel to cut out a hole at the bottom of the staircase. I place a few hologram projecters to make it look normal. I then drop the pot in and empty the acid into it. I set up a camera nearby so I can see all of your family slide to your death!

I break your rubs.


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Post by Mortis Drakul Noctem on Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:37 pm

Will breaking his ribs kill him?
Unless hes really fragile, I don't think so..try something a bit more sadistic!

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Post by Vertman on Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:40 pm

It's an inside joke between me and zuriki, theirfore rubs was correct and ribs isn't correct.
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Post by Mortis Drakul Noctem on Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:42 pm

Oh..ok then! Sorry for questioning.

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Re: KILLING SPREE

Post by Mezmer-Eye on Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:04 pm

Very Happy inside jokes are confusing Very Happy
I hit you with paralyzing gas that keeps the victim concious but completely unmoving... Then i remove your tendons and place cotton where they were! When it wears off you will probably start screaming so I attached small spikes to your vocal cords. Then as you cause more and more pain for yourself but unable to do anything I give you a choice... Blink once to die blink twice to keep suffering if you blink once i peel off your skin, then i let you bleed to death if you blink twice i wait 5 hours and ask again, repeating till you decide death
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Post by A_Big_Bear on Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:14 pm

I knock you unconsis and bring you to a shark a quarium get two pullies and a 500 pound of meat. I put the meat on the hook and you on the other hook. I get the meat in the tank with the sharks. and wait for them to eat enough meat for you to start heading towards the water.
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Re: KILLING SPREE

Post by Vertman on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:12 am

I tie you down and cut open your chest. I remove your intestines and put them on your face untill you choke on them, then I decapitate you and bury the body under a cow.
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Post by St jimmy on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:23 am

I knock you out with a sledge hammer ,

I then take your uncouncious body to a highway and throw you infront of a cement mixer.
I then ensure that all your limbs are properly broken before i drown you in your own blood

yay
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Post by Zuriki on Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:40 pm

I brake your Brack! Then hit you with a lag of cement!
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Re: KILLING SPREE

Post by Vertman on Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:42 pm

I throw you into the sun.

** Ice-cream man/woman/thing came just as i typed that **


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Post by Zuriki on Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:44 pm

Ouch.

I fire the 7 rings of Halo and kill all of us.

That was a bad idea...
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Post by Vertman on Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:48 pm

I eat them whole.
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Post by Zuriki on Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:49 pm

You die from it.
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Post by A_Big_Bear on Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:34 pm

I build a time machine push you in it and send you back to the dinosours.
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Post by Vertman on Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:10 am

I eat you, cause i'm a dinosaur.
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Post by Lord Khriid on Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:21 am

I eat you because im a bigger dinosaur
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Post by Vertman on Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:22 am

I die but i'm poisionous.
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Post by Zuriki on Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:11 pm

I shoot the guy above, the guy above you. Because you two are dead already.
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Post by Mezmer-Eye on Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:15 pm

I infect his corpse with the zombie virus and zombies eat you
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Post by Vertman on Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:47 am

I give you a chicken to eat, but it isn't properly cooked so you die.
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Post by A_Big_Bear on Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:09 am

I push you off a 90ft story building making sue you landin a truck of frozen lasana.
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