KILLING SPREE

i kick you off the building and you impail yourself on a telephone mast

I push the button to explode the explosives inside the building causing it to collapse! good luck

i placed a nuclear warhead in your bunker befor i died

I detonate the warhead accidently killing millions!

you die by slow melting to the concreat floor

I find you in hell and kick the shit out of you then we both reappear in a nuclear holocaust future!

i knife you

I spew acidic blood on you

i spew it back at you

i burn and die then revive as a predator and shoot you with my shoulder mounted plasma caster

i revive as a predalien and i eat your face and steal yor sholder cannon

i set the wrist bomb and you explode!

i take both of you two smash your heads together, ending you war once and for all

We both raise as various pwnage things and i eat your heart gaining your strength

i rip your heart out and eat it , gaining my strength and yours

but my heart is poisonous so you die.

i then eat a spartans heart to gain his courage... sweet sweet courage

i become the little traitor midget hunchback guy and stab you in the back

i become a wort on your back and i give you cancer

i become i wild buffalo and run straight into you, crushing your bones

my bones get stuck in your scull you die

This smiley is what happens to you

my poo mutates into me in poo form i kill you

do I have to speak.

i put you in the same machine